There was a koi fish named Kevin who lived in a pond in the backyard of a house. Kevin was no ordinary koi fish. He had the gift of the gab and loved to make people laugh. He had a natural talent for comedy, and he spent his days swimming around the pond, cracking jokes and telling funny stories to the other fish.
One day, a group of children came to visit the pond, and Kevin decided to put on a show. He swam up to the edge of the pond and said, "Hey, kids! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhhhh!"
The children burst out laughing, and Kevin knew he had found his calling. He started to write jokes and practice his routines every day, hoping that one day he could become a professional comedian.
One day, a talent agent came to the pond and heard Kevin's jokes. The agent was amazed by Kevin's talent and said, "You're the funniest fish I've ever heard! I'm going to sign you up for a comedy tour!"
Kevin was thrilled. He packed his bags and traveled all over the world, performing his stand-up routine in front of crowds of people. He told jokes about other fish in the pond, about the weather, and about life as a fish. His shows were a huge success, and soon he became a household name.
But fame came with a price. Kevin found himself constantly surrounded by paparazzi and hounded by fans. He longed for the simplicity of his life in the pond, where he could swim around and tell jokes to his fish friends.
So one day, Kevin decided to retire from the comedy world and return to his home in the pond. He still tells jokes to his fish friends, and every once in a while, he'll perform a private show for those who visit the pond.
And even though he's no longer a famous comedian, Kevin is happy knowing that he still has the gift of making people laugh, and that he'll always be the funniest fish in the pond.